My Story
Hi, I'm Mary. Someone's story can tell people what they think about, what describes them, what makes them laugh, or what they wish they could say, so I guess you can say this is mine.

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yourehidingfrommenow:

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

lychgate:

harrypotterfreak333:

When you hear your parents talking about you with other people in a different room…

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AND THEN THEY START LAUGHING

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streudelkitty:

losinglogic:

so apparently adam west plays adam west

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and adam west

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and adam west

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don’t forget the time he played adam west

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hydrogenbombs:

refreshing and gaining TWO followers

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so-humorous:

everyone on the last day of school

landorus:

tomato-market:

landorus:

DO CHICKENS HAVE EARS HOW DO THEY HEAR THINGS

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heard u were talking shit

i cant believe ive never noticed their ears before

tonydinozzos:

i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

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crystallized-teardrops:

i dont want to be an adult but i want to be able to do whatever i want

i dont want a job i just want money

i dont want to work out but i dont want to be fat

i dont want to study but i want to be smart 

as you can see my life is such a struggle

amor-amore-compensatur:

that’s true friendship

frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

bitrates:

I don’t know what’s better.  Her reaction, or the guy creeping in the door.

spoken-not-written:

SINCE MY GRANDMA WORKS IN A CLINIC SUPPORTING PEOPLE WITH AIDS/HIV I ASKED HER TO GET ME SOME CONDOMS JUST CAUSE I DON’T HAVE ANY AND SHE FUCKING COMES BACK WITH A WHOLE BOX

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thanks grandma