My Story
Hi, I'm Mary. Someone's story can tell people what they think about, what describes them, what makes them laugh, or what they wish they could say, so I guess you can say this is mine.

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lennonlively:

i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like

“sorry i’m not gay”

bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy

therandominmyhead:


Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

mostlygreenday:

your tumblr is one of those things that you want everyone to see but at the same time you never want to show it to anyone

stoned-levi:

"people are so good at things how do i get talent :("

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710642:

well? can he????
quiescense:

koli-chan:

bashdoard:

wetookthe405:

WHAT KIND OF AD IS THIS

A REALLY EFFECTIVE ONE SAVE THE FROGS

SAVE THE GODDAMN FROGS

SAVE THE FROGS HOLY SHIT SAVE THE FROGS

tattru:

when the two smartest kids in the class get different answers

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monobeartheater:

rosieroodoodeloo:

rneerkat:

im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions

IS THIS REAL.

LETS ALL APPRECIATE FOR A MOMENT THAT THE UNIVERSE EVOLVED JUST RIGHT TO MAKE THIS PUN POSSIBLE

videohall:

News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

iguanamouth:

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i read that as lions

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remember who you are

smileprettybaby:

ruinedchildhood:

toewsbeard:

human:

android users be like 

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iphone users be like

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android users be like 

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iphone users be like
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